Sterling Bane
| Name: | Sterling Bane |
| Location: | Non-Commisioned |
| Rank: | Crew |
Noted Favors, Awards and Memberships
Personal Color: Dark Rose Red
Biography
Not much is known about Sterling Bane before he washed up on the shores of Eilean Er Coayl Grayse. Soon after, he was claimed by Captain Ogre Greybeard to become a crew member of The Lady Sinister.
No one really knows where he came from or his nationality for that matter, as he can’t seem to keep the same accent for extended periods of time and randomly switches between several different ones. Various words have been used to describe him such as: enigma, brooding, dangerous, anti-social, difficult, irritating, quiet and arrogant (his personal favorite). Though his personal opinion is that whoever wrote this bio just asked his ex-girlfriends to describe him in one word.
Some say he has an irrational fear and hatred of the sun and that he only eats cheese…
Some say that he was once a member of the House, but was bashed in the head and that he was tossed out to sea by the Madam for being an excessive womanizer…
Some say he’s wanted by the Royal Navy, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat...
Some say that his politics are terrifying and that he once punched a horse to the ground…
Some say that his heart is in upside down and that there is a Port in Russia named after him…
Some say that he’s actually dead and that he sucks the moisture from ducks…
Some say that he looks like Joker from Full Metal Jacket and that his scrotum has its own small gravity field…
Some say he’s banned from the town of Chichester…
Some say he is the one who actually wrote all of this…
All you need to know is that he’s called Sterling Bane.
