The House Boat
Duties - Provide Pleasure to the Fleet
Theme - A band of Pirate Wenches and Gigolos.
Ship Drink - Fairye Passion
Ship Toast - "May my house always be too small to hold all of my friends"
Motto - Pain and pleasure, at the House we love laying down on the job.
Ship Colors - Green, Burgundy and Black
Retired Ship Drink: The Green Cricket (EOFP, August 2008)
Retired Ship Toast: At the TOP of your lung capacity “Cream me you sexy bitch!” (EOFP, August 2008)
Current Roster - (19)
Ship's Head
Spitfire - Madam (Captain)
Dahlia - Mistress (First Mate)
Jynkadinx Shiny - Quartermistress (Quarter Master)
Regular Officers
Magdalene - Storyteller (Bard)
DD - Kisser of Boo-Boos (Surgeon)
Bellows - Navigator
Calypso - Purveyor of Sinful Delights (Master Artisan)
Starbuck - Scribe
Senior Crew
Onyx - Maker of Shiney Things (Artisan)
Pirotess - Wench
Regular Crew
Amelia Koch - Wench
Markos - Bottomwatch (Topwatch)
Wraith - Iron Enforcer (Sergeant at Arms)
Crew Abroad
Jaded - Artist Maven
Troy - House Masseur
Rattigan - Convoyer
Francesca - Finder of Playthings ( Artisane d'Art)
Geno - Gigolo
Ming - Geisha
Past Crew
Madam Devyne - Retired Madam
Patience Galore - Librarian (Scribe)
Lady Mayhem - Certified Intoxicologist
Madam Cricket - Retired Madam
Mouse - Past Surgeon
Piper - Past Wench
Verbena - Past Wench
Horni - Past House Virgin - Reincarnated 2014 as Starbuck
Pirate Princess - Past Mistress
Merlot- Retired Mistress
Ship Awards
2012 Green Chili Cookoff
- 2nd place overall
2009 Chili Cook-Off
- Most Unique Chili
2008 Toy Drive
- Winner - Most toys collected
2008 Chili Cook-Off
- Best Presentation
2007 Canned Food Drive
- Winner - most cans collected
2006 Rogue Picnic
- First Place - Pickle Sucking
- Third Place - Three Leg Race
Ship Story
After all these years, the house is finally getting wet! Since the Blood Eagle paid up their tabs at picnic and games, thank you Gypsy for finally giving us the gold, we are now able to build ourselves a ship. The “House” will remain on the island, but it’s time for us to start a delivery service.
