The House Boat
Duties - Women's Historical Studies, Fleet Events, Charity Fundraisers
Ship Drink - Fairye Passion
Ship Toast - "May my house always be too small to hold all of my friends"
Motto - Pain and pleasure, at the House we love laying down on the job.
Ship Colors - Green, Bugandy and Black
Retired Ship Drink: The Green Cricket (EOFP, August 2008)
Retired Ship Toast: At the TOP of your lung capacity “Cream me you sexy bitch!” (EOFP, August 2008)
Current Roster - (15)
Ship's Head
Theodosia Devyne - Madam (Captain)
Merlot- Mistress (First Mate)
Jaded - Quartermistress (Quartermaster)
Regular Officers
Dahlia - Bosun
Markos Desya - Master at Arms
Patience Galore - Librarian (Scribe)
Magdalene - Belly Dancer (Master Artisan)
Spitfire - General Officer
Senior Crew
Francesca - Finder of Playthings ( Artisane d'Art)
Rattigan - Convoyer ( Quartergunner)
Troy - House Masseur (Surgeon)
Regular Crew
Onyx - Wench
Gino - Gigalo
Bellows - Herald (Wench)
Ming - Geisha (Wench)
Past Crew
Madam Cricket - Retired Madam (Captain)
Mouse - Past Surgeon
Piper - Past Wench
Verbena - Past Wench
Horni - Past House Virgin (Bosun)
Pirate Princess - Past Mistress (First Mate)
Ship Awards
2006 Rogue Picnic
- First Place - Pickle Sucking
- Third Place - Three Leg Race
2007 Canned Food Drive
- Winner - most cans collected
2008 Chili Cook-Off
- Best Presentation
2008 Toy Drive
- Winner - Most toys collected
2009 Chili Cook-Off
- Most Unique Chili
Ship Story
Among the rocky hills and lush forest of the Eilean er Coayl Grayse- The Isle of Lost Grace- is nestled a majestic building simply called "The House". Pleasure or Pain, pick your poison: we always aim to please.
