Sterling Bane
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Markos Desya
| Name: | Sterling Bane |
| Location: | The Lady Sinister |
| Rank: | Crew |
Noted Favors, Awards and Memberships
Personal Color: Dark Rose Red
Biography
Some say that he was once a member of the House, but was bashed in
the head and that he was tossed out to sea by the Madam for being an excessive womanizer…
Some say he’s wanted by the Royal Navy, and that he sleeps upside
down like a bat...
Some say that his politics are terrifying and that he once punched a
horse to the ground…
Some say that his heart is in upside down and that there is a Port in
Russia named after him…
Some say that he’s actually dead and that he sucks the
moisture from ducks…
Some say that he looks like Joker from Full Metal Jacket and that his
scrotum has its own small gravity field…
Some say he’s banned from the town of Chichester…
Some say he is the one who actually wrote all of this…
All you need to know is that he’s called Sterling Bane.
