The House Boat
The House is the Ship associated with Eilean er Coayl Grayse
Duties - Women's Historical Studies, Fleet Events, Charity Fundraisers
Ship Drink - Fairye Passion
The Green Cricket (Retired Ship Drink)
Ship Toast - "May my house always be too small to hold all of my friends"
At the TOP of your lung capacity “Cream me you sexy bitch!” (Retired Ship Toast)
Motto - Pain and pleasure, at the House we love laying down on the job.
Ship Colors - Green, Bugandy and Black
Current Roster - (16)
Ship's Head
Madam Devyne - Madam (Captain)
Mistress Aldonza - Mistress (First Mate)
Jaded - Quartermistress (Quartermaster)
Ship's Officers
Horni - House Virgin (Bosun)
Francesca - Finder of Playthings (Master Artisan)
Troy - House Masseur (Master at Arms)
Patience Galore - Librarian (Scribe)
Merlot - Voodooienne (Ship's Cleric)
Standard Crew
Magdalene - Belly Dancer (Artisan’s Mate)
Bellows - Herald (Wench)
Markos Desya - Libertine (Surgeon)
Gino - Gigalo
Ming - Geisha (Wench)
Rattigan - House Guardsman (Gigalo)
Dahlia - Bard
Beast - The White Knight (Gigalo)
Past Crew
Madam Cricket - Retired Captain
Mouse
Piper
Verbena
Ship Awards
2006 Rogue Picnic
- First Place - Pickle Sucking
- Third Place - Three Leg Race
2007 Canned Food Drive
- Winner - most cans collected
2008 Chili Cook-Off
- Best Presentation
2008 Toy Drive
- Winner - Most toys collected
2009 Chili Cook-Off
- Most Unique Chili
Ship Story
Among the rocky hills and lush forest of the Eilean er Coayl Grayse- The Isle of Lost Grace- is nestled a majestic building simply called "The House". Pleasure or Pain, pick your poison: we always aim to please.
