The Lady Sinister

Duties - Under review

Ship Drink - Sin

Ship Condiment - Whipped Cream

Ship Toast - It's not Cheating if you Win!

Ship Colors - Silver and Black

Current Roster - (23)

ACTIVE CREW

Ship's Head

Lusca - Acting Captain
Valya - Acting First Mate

Officers

The Noms - Master Artisan

Senior Crew

Battery O Banyon - Bowman
Maelstrom - Master-At-Arms

Crew

Wraith - Gunner

ACTIVE RESERVES

Lady Di, First Mate (ret.) - Crew
Slugger - Navigator
Kilt Puppet - Northern Pilot
Malice - Crew
Morwen - Crew
Bardkin - Crew

INACTIVE RESERVES

MuttQ, Capt. (ret.) - Crew
Warlock - Pilot
Wendy - Sailmaker
Mouse - Witch
Will - Master Armorer
Phydoux - Sergeant-At-Arms
Kenko - Libertine
Chocolate - Crew
Mom - Crew

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Honorary Crew (Non-Rogue)

Kasha - Cabin Girl
Banshee - Powder Monkey
Orin - Powder Monkey
Elam - Powder Monkey
Charity - Powder Monkey
Maror - Cabin Girl 2nd Class
Nixie - Cabin Girl

Ship History

"2013"

"February"

Lady Di retired as First Mate

Lusca promoted to First Mate

Valya promoted to QuarterMistress

2012

September

Morwen brought on as crew.

August

Step N Fetch Barbie Cheeks now known as Maelstrom Furey brought on as crew.

May

Chili Cookoff - First Place

2011

August

Lusca, promoted to Quartermaster.

SnF Dropout now known as Malice brought on as crew.

SnF Pestilence now known as Valya brought on as crew.

May

Chili Cookoff - First Place

2010

August

Lusca, Kilt Puppet, and Twitch join the crew.

May

Rogue Picnic and Games - First Place Monkey Fling

April

Chili Cook-Off:

First Place Best Chili, First Place (Tied) Most Unique Chili, Third Place People's Choice

2009

May

Rogue Picnic and Games - Third Place Banner Relay

2008

2007

Ship Song

1. You may think you're safe On the gently bobbing waves But look behind you, sailor, as you sail For the storm is sweeping fast And each breath may be your last Death's following behind, just hear her wail

2. Though snowy white the sheet Boys, the slaughter won't be neat These pirates thrive on mayhem, fear, and murder On the wings of profane prayer Turn around, you'll find us there The deadly ship, The Lady Sinister

• Hell's children form her crew

Boy, there's nothing you can do But run back home to Mama's arms and cry So, flee, you craven cur From The Lady Sinister Sob out your final prayer before you die*

3. When the captain takes the deck Your boat soon will be a wreck A ghost ship on the bottom of the sea Pull out your guns and swords Cause the crew is feeling bored And a battle's just as good as liberty

4. Stand rounds on any shore They will quickly tell you more Bout the death toll rising worse than any plague If you meet us on the sea Don't go begging for mercy You'll only spark the captain to a rage

• chorus*

5. We stand as living proof That your nightmares do come true Our tales need no survivors left to tell We're the fears that stalk the night We're the terrors of the fight And we'll see you 'gain when we sail home to hell

• chorus*