The House Boat

The House is the Ship associated with Eilean er Coayl Grayse

Duties - Women's Historical Studies, Charity Fundraisers

Ship Drink - Fairye Passion

The Green Cricket (Retired Ship Drink)

Ship Toast - "May my house always be too small to hold all of my friends"

At the TOP of your lung capacity “Cream me you sexy bitch!” (Retired Ship Toast)

Motto - Pain and pleasure, at the House we love laying down on the job.

Ship Colors - Green, Bugandy and Black

Current Roster - (16)

Ship's Head
Madam Devyne - Madam (Captain)
Mistress Aldonza - Mistress (First Mate)
Jaded - Quartermistress (Quartermaster)

Ship's Officers
Horni - House Virgin (Bosun)
Francesca - Finder of Playthings (Master Artisan)
Troy - House Masseur (Master at Arms)
Patience Galore - Librarian (Scribe)
Merlot - Voodooienne (Ship's Cleric)

Standard Crew
Magdalene - Belly Dancer (Artisan’s Mate)
Bellows - Herald (Wench)
Markos Desya - Libertine (Surgeon)
Gino - Gigalo
Ming - Geisha (Wench)
Rattigan - House Guardsman (Gigalo)
Dahlia - Bard Beast - The White Knight (Gigalo)

Past Crew
Madam Cricket - Retired Captain
Mouse
Piper
Verbena

Ship Awards

2006 Rogue Picnic

• First Place - Pickle Sucking
• Third Place - Three Leg Race

2007 Canned Food Drive

• Winner - most cans collected

2008 Chili Cook-Off

• Best Presentation

2008 Toy Drive

• Winner - Most toys collected

2009 Chili Cook-Off

• Most Unique Chili

Ship Story

Among the rocky hills and lush forest of the Eilean er Coayl Grayse- The Isle of Lost Grace- is nestled a majestic building simply called "The House". Pleasure or Pain, pick your poison: we always aim to please.