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| − | [[Image:Fidget.jpg|frame|left|Fidget McFeely]] | + | [[Image:Fidget 2013.jpg|frame|left|Fidget Stiltzkin]] |
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| | |'''Name:''' | | |'''Name:''' |
| − | |'''Fidget McFeely''' | + | |'''Fidget Stiltzkin''' |
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| | |'''Location:''' | | |'''Location:''' |
| − | |[[The Raging St. Mae]] | + | |[[The Gadjo Safir]] |
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| | |'''Rank:''' | | |'''Rank:''' |
| − | |[[Crew]] | + | ||[[Friend of Rogues]] |
| | + | Former [[Captain]],<br> |
| | + | Graduated Step n Fetch, 2006<br> |
| | + | Surrendered service, 2015<br> |
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| | + | ==Guilds== |
| | + | The Church of the Dirty Virgin |
| | + | Artisan's Guild |
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| | + | ==Noted Favors and Awards== |
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| | == Biography== | | == Biography== |
| − | Fidget and her Chinchilla
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| − | First, she was Cuddly Wuddly. Then she became Touch. And then when she became a human, she became Fidget McFeely. And she had a chinchilla. Named Thor. He was a good pony. He played Step N Fetch with all the other dogs. One day, he was slithering down the road and swallowed the cabitt named chinchilla. But that’s okay because they like crabs. Oh yeah. The chinchilla. Named Thor. He was a good pony. He played Step N Fetch with all the other dogs. One day, he was slithering down the road and swallowed the cabitt named chinchilla. But that’s okay because they like crabs. Oh yeah. The chinchilla. Named Thor. He was a good pony. He played Step N Fetch with all the other dogs. One day, he was slithering down the road and swallowed the cabitt named chinchilla. But that’s okay because they like crabs. Oh yeah. The chinchilla.
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| − | Thor the chinchilla tried to visit the Lady Sinister, who happens to be the whore next door, because Cricket’s house doesn’t allow bestiality. But the Crimson Storm was visiting, which is how they became the Raging Saint Mae. And the Le Petite Morte was not far behind. U4IA came and went and then the Full Moon was Rising. And that sucked because we worship the Sun. Cuz he’s our God.
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| − | So this one time? At Rogue camp?
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| − | Wait! Where did the snow go?! Fucking global warming! Oh. There it is. My bad.
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| − | Thor the chinchilla was also a Pokemon Bastard Son Of Kryl. So one day he was in a Yugio card battle against the scary Japanese bitches in a town named Koumori. Admiral Bones has amnesia and forgot his own name. Now he thinks he’s apart of the Uniballer. Who seeks revenge for what the Black Cauldron did to him. Now he’s a eunuch.
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| − | Oh yeah! The chinchilla! Did I mention his name is Thor? Such a good pony. He curls up in my lap and purrs. Just like a good cat should. (What’s TFO mean?) When he uses his claws it hurts and I have to throw him. Then he squeaks. Just like a squirrel should.
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| − | One day, Thor said “Get big or go home!” cuz he’s a Pokemon Bastard Son Of Kryl. Then Thor became an assassin. How? I don’t know. Cuz he’s actually a member of the Thieves’ Guild for stealing the Rising’s Snocones.
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| − | Oh, whatever you do, don’t eat the Snocones.
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| − | [Enter Random Music] So Thor had two puppies who had a mom who had two kids who had a dad who had two puppies. That looked like aliens. And then the Northern Pentagram, formally known as the Southern Cross, run by the Griffin, is actually the pilot ship of the rider group run by Sasquach. Wait.
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| − | And that’s how I became a Q. I mean a Rogue.
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| − | PS. The Harbour.
| + | I came, I saw, I plundered. |
