The House Boat

Duties - Women's Historical Studies, Fleet Events, Charity Fundraisers

Ship Drink - Fairye Passion

Ship Toast - "May my house always be too small to hold all of my friends"

Motto - Pain and pleasure, at the House we love laying down on the job.

Ship Colors - Green, Bugandy and Black

Retired Ship Drink: The Green Cricket (EOFP, August 2008)
Retired Ship Toast: At the TOP of your lung capacity “Cream me you sexy bitch!” (EOFP, August 2008)

Current Roster - (14)

Ship's Head

Theodosia Devyne - Madam (Captain)
Merlot- Mistress (First Mate)
Jaded - Quartermistress (Quartermaster)

Regular Officers

Dahlia - (Bosun)
Troy - House Masseur (Master at Arms)
Patience Galore - Librarian (Scribe)
Magdalene - Belly Dancer (Master Artisan)

Senior Crew

Francesca - Finder of Playthings (Artisane d'Art)
Markos Desya - House Surgeon (Surgeon)
Rattigan - Convoyer (Quartergunner)

Regular Crew

Onyx - Wench
Gino - Gigalo
Bellows - Herald (Wench)
Ming - Geisha (Wench)

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Past Crew

Madam Cricket - Retired Madam (Captain)
Mouse - Past Surgeon
Piper - Past Wench
Verbena - Past Wench
Horni - Past House Virgin (Bosun)
Pirate Princess - Past Mistress (First Mate)

Ship Awards

2006 Rogue Picnic

• First Place - Pickle Sucking
• Third Place - Three Leg Race

2007 Canned Food Drive

• Winner - most cans collected

2008 Chili Cook-Off

• Best Presentation

2008 Toy Drive

• Winner - Most toys collected

2009 Chili Cook-Off

• Most Unique Chili

Ship Story

Among the rocky hills and lush forest of the Eilean er Coayl Grayse- The Isle of Lost Grace- is nestled a majestic building simply called "The House". Pleasure or Pain, pick your poison: we always aim to please.