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[[Image:dogwatch.jpg|frame|left|Dog Watch]]
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|'''Name:'''
|'''Dog Watch'''
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|'''Location:'''
|[[The Sun God]]
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|'''Rank:'''
Master of Bones
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|+ '''Guilds'''
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| [[Thieves Guild]] Member - 
| Hoarder of Bones and Stealer of Gloves
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==Noted Favors and Awards==
[[Captain]] [[Amon]] A bone for being a good boy

[[Stalkie McGroper]] A bacon chewy for being a good boy.

[[Captain]] [[Amon]] A bone for being a good boy

[[Captain]] [[Amon]] A bone for being a good boy

[[Captain]] [[Amon]] A bone for being a good boy

[[Stalkie McGroper]] A bacon chewy for being a good boy.

[[Captain]] [[Amon]] A bone for being a good boy

[[Captain]] [[Amon]] A bone for being a good boy

[[Captain]] [[Amon]] A bone for being a good boy

[[Stalkie McGroper]] A bacon chewy for being a good boy.

[[Captain]] [[Amon]] A bone for being a good boy

[[Captain]] [[Amon]] A bone for being a good boy

[[Captain]] [[Amon]] A bone for being a good boy

[[Stalkie McGroper]] A bacon chewy for being a good boy.

[[Captain]] [[Amon]] A bone for being a good boy

[[Captain]] [[Amon]] A bone for being a good boy

[[Captain]] [[Amon]] A bone for being a good boy

[[Stalkie McGroper]] A bacon chewy for being a good boy.

[[Captain]] [[Amon]] A bone for being a good boy

[[Captain]] [[Amon]] A bone for being a good boy

== Biography==

I am mighty.  You may think I'm small but I can terrify a Step n' Fetch when they come to try and board the Sun God.  And the damn moles in the couch, some day... you will pay, moles.


Oh yes, you will pay.


I was born Toby, the fourth of a litter of 8 to my mother, who was a Miniature Pincher.  My father was Seamus O'Alpo, and he was a Leprechaun.  My father was killed in the great mole war of '65 and thus began my hatred of the moles.


See our family gold was hoarded by my father under a great pillow.  The moles learned this and began raiding the pillow for the gold.  My father tried to stop them but was overcome by thier sheer numbers and they slayed him with 20 arrows before he finally fell lifeless.  There was a Chinese food delivery man who stood there and just stared, never helping him.  I realized that they were to blame as well.


I soon grew older an wished to seek my fortune elsewhere.  I joined up with Zetsumei and [[Captain]] [[Amon]] when they were a partnership within the Colorado Rogues.  While in thier service I began to distrust the door demons that would walk by and try to steal thier gold.  Sometimes they would enter and I would charge blindly into battle with my warcry and weapons unsheathed!  


So ferocious I am in battle Zetsumei and [[Captain]] [[Amon]] would try to call me away from the fray but in my berserker style it was hard for them to gain control of the situation.  Another fierce warrior was Brody, who was much more powerful than I, but lacked my mad skills in the martial arts and my sheer speed.


After a while Zetsumei was made a [[Captain]] and sailed away on her own commissioned vessel [[The Koumori]]  it was a tearful goodbye but we vowed to stay friends in these troubled times.  [[The Sun God]] then brought me aboard where i served the Commodore directly.  I became friends with [[Stalkie McGroper]] the ship's [[Bosun]] and I began training to defeat the moles.


He taught me where to look for them in the couch cushions and how to lure them by hiding gold under my bed.   One night they attacked and we had a ferocious battle.  I was wounded on my right paw and realised I needed armor to defeat them.  


I had to do an act I feel terrible about.  Besides pooping in the Ship's Bilge...


I stole a glove from my friend.  But I needed it to defend myself against the moles.


Later that evening I was flogged for my thievery, but I soon was allowed back into the ranks.


Soon [[The Sun God]] was shipping out and I transferred with them.  [[Stalkie McGroper]] had to stay behind for a few to take care of [[The Cask and Anchor Inn]]
but said he would meet us at the Port of Pearl.  

One day the [[The Sun God]] got a visitor.  He was dark and unrecognizable and I thought for sure he was a Chinese food delivery man!  I charged and lept at him with my weapons.  He side stepped and yelled at me,


"Dogwatch!  Belay your civil tongue!"


It was Stalkie!  I ran around in a circle expressing my happiness to see my comrade again.  He sat next to the Commodore and they began telling me where to practice fighting moles.

==In Memorium==

"Fly, Baby." - [[Merlot]]

''Dogwatch has left us for the big dog house in the sky - March 4, 2015''

[http://followyourcrazy.com/2015/03/11/my-sweetest-toby/ My Sweetest Toby]